Who needs structure when you can live life on the edge?

Why plan ahead when you can send three promotional emails on the same day? Your subscribers LOVE getting bombarded with conflicting messages about your flash sale, your new product launch, AND your newsletter all within a 2-hour window. It's like Christmas morning, but every Tuesday!

Plus, your design team thrives under pressure! Nothing says "creative excellence" like getting a panicked Slack message at 4:47 PM asking for "something with blue and maybe a button?" for an email that needs to go out tomorrow.